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A wealthy Jewish man buys a fabulous home in Beverly Hills ..
He brings in a local workman to decorate the place.
When the job is f finished, the homeowner is delighted but realizes that
he's forgotten to put mezuzahs on the doors. He goes out and buys 50
mezuzahs and asks the decorator to place them on the right hand side
of each door except bathrooms and kitchens.
He's really worried that the goy contractor will chip the paint work or
won't put them up correctly. However, when he comes back a few hours
later, he sees that the job has been carried out to his entire
satisfaction. He's so pleased that he gives the contractor a bonus.
As the decorator is walking out of the door he says, "Glad you're
happy with the job. By the way, I took out all the warranties
in the little boxes and left them on the table for you!"
