A joke only a Jew would understand
A Jewish mother walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day
Behave, my Bubaleh.
Take good care of yourself and think about your mother, Tataleh!
Come right back home, Schein Kindaleh.
Your Mommy loves you, my Ketsaleh!"
At the end of the day she runs to her son and hugs him.
"So what did my Pupaleh learn on his first day of school?"
The boy answers, "I learned that my name is Jerry."